Bean Simp

The only type of simp that is legally allowed to simp for beans and beans only.

Josh: man, do you know John?
Derek: Yeah, he loves beans so much.
Josh: he’s totally a bean simp

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

Bean Simp

Simping for beans.

Derek: hey you know John? He eats beans so much.
Jerry: yeah he’s totally a bean simp.

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

smol bean activities

The action of being innocent, petite, cute, and very girly.

This is not giving smol bean activities.

by toniwoni69 November 17, 2024

Ash bean

Putting a cigarette butt out on a bitch’s clit oris

Sam: How’d last night go with Jess?
James: Gave her the old ash bean.
Sam: Nice.

by Cuntosmuntos February 08, 2020

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 08, 2023

Pork and beans

A person that’s Fat and a big Sloppy person and is just over all FAT

Bruh that’s person is so fat they look like pork and beans

by Papa Ave May 11, 2022

frisky bean

A woman's aroused clit.

That woman has one nice frisky bean!

My frisky bean is ready to go!

by CareBear84 June 04, 2021