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No boner bob

When bob comes over to bang your hot wife and he can’t get a boner because he’s no fun.
No boner bob is lame. Only gets hard for Jesse.
by landkkiwi November 5, 2023
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body boner

when your entire body tenses when looking at something you like
i saw Dylan O’Brien on my tv, this gave me a body boner
by Katinator January 21, 2024
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Swim-boner

When a dude gets out if the pool and your trunks are sucked up against your awkward temperature member.
Had to fluff some air into my trunks so nobody saw my swim-boner
by TwitchNoLimitations January 22, 2024
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Termite-boner

The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.
Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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cruiser boner

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.
Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.
by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023
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Bobcat Boner

The sensation you get in your pants when operating a Bobcat.
Jason is operating the bobcat moving dirt. He must have a Bobcat boner.
by Miller Perry November 17, 2023
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Sheona boner

Sheona boner is a shiny start that makes you happy
by Mrjesusmum November 19, 2023
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