Smash your pasty

The act of penetrating the deep vaginal muscles, to the extent of pain.

I'm gona smash your pasty

by LSCC October 15, 2008

poop on your face

to show someone that you are better than them and that you were right and they were wrong

Ex. COCO: my shoes are in the bedroom

SHAGGY: no they are not

COCO: let me go check cause you are wrong

COCO: SHAGGY you were right and i was wrong

SHAGGY: i knew it poop on your face

by 3r1ka91107 July 27, 2010

bopping your bag

This is an activity done by people when they are "gettin stupid" or "gettin dumb" where a person gets so retarded that he takes a hammer and hits himself in the testicles. Bopping the bag is often discussed, but rarely done due to its obvious danger and the pain involved. It is most associated with hip-hop fans, particularly those who associate themselves with the hyphy scene. Bopping the bag is essentially the the big brother to activities such as ghostridin the whip or gas brake dippin. Women can bop their tits if they so choose, as they have no bag to bop.

we wuz gettin mad retarded up in dis mothafucka an Pooky got so stupid dat he starting boppin his bag. I said, "goddamn mothafucka you is bopping your bag!"

get mad stupid up in dis bitch an bog ya bag nadamsayin?

by OB-1 August 3, 2007

curb your enthusiasm

One of the best shows on TV, and the funniest show ever created, technically a sitcom, but the show does not feature a laugh track, which makes it 4000 times funnier, and doesn't stall the show, as most laugh tracks do. Contains a visual style that takes some getting used to, but once you do it will look normal. The humor is side-splittingly hilarious and will remain so even after multiple viewings.

Fun Fact: David originally wanted to call the show "Soup's too distracting" after being asked "Soup or Salad" at a restaurant and proclaiming to the waitress "Soup's too distracting"

curb your enthusiasm is funnier then anything anyone has ever created, this includes seinfeld.

by online handle August 29, 2006

define your friends

The phrase that should replace define your world.

Urbandictionary: define your friends, teachers, hated forum members, disliked moderators, bigot views on christianity, bigot views on France, incoherant messages about your boyfriend, private jokes and other shiznit.

by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004

show your boobs

A community on Livejournal that features many fat and ugly women getting naked and posting pictures of their disgusting breats.

Also contains a plethora of men posting photos of their penises; which are usually small and/or misshapen.

While there is about a 10% margin of hot women who post here, the majority are either extremely obese or extremely ugly. Or both.

No one can tell these people how disgusting they are, due to the community rule of "positive comments only", so many horny/ugly/deperate men comment that these girls are beautiful, thus inspiring them to become inflated in the ego and post more nauseating photos.

That last girl who posted in "show your boobs" was a total butterface!

If her nipples were eyes, she'd be watching the floor all the time!

by boobie lover April 24, 2004

Shut your Vag

Slang used to tell a woman to shut up when she makes a stupid mistake!

Megan Fox - Ewwwww that man tried to talk to me he's filthy! im calling a sexual harrasment claim!

Eric- Shut your Vag! he's allowed to flirt!

by Boobois September 30, 2009