squirrel pissing

bullshitting/overreacting to everything

Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.

by That_Guy_Is_Awesome March 14, 2011

Piss Humping

When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.

Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.

by StephenHawking'sSearchHistory May 23, 2020

Piss pole

Penis

She was desperate, for my piss Pole.

by Piss Pole April 25, 2022

Blackout Pissed

Anger so intoxicating one loses consciousness of their actions and memory during the time intoxication.

Derek became blackout pissed after he was called out. Then began a fist fight with the ump.

by Logan5673 April 29, 2021

piss baby

you.

you are a piss baby.

by clooror wipes July 14, 2022

Piss fart

When your pissing and you still have more piss to piss, but then you fart and the pressure is released so you cant piss anymore

Damn bro, my massive piss was just ruined by a piss fart

by The poop-dealer July 7, 2021

Gamer-Piss

When you are in the middle of a video game and you sprint to the bathroom to pee but flush while you are still peeing in order to save on time to get back to the game.

I just took a gamer-piss

by FoShizzle5735 February 21, 2021