Green Eye

Similar to Pink Eye, Green Eye is an eye infection caused by a female queefing in your eye. Symptoms include grittiness/irritation and a stringy green discharge that forms a crust around the infected eye.
This girl queefed in my face and now I have green eye.
by brickedup November 14, 2011
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Egyptian Third Eye

The act of taking a shit without wiping then siting on your partners forehead, leaving a brown ring resembling a "Third Eye".
Last night in bed John gave me an Egyptian Third Eye
by Dr. JP December 08, 2009
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Biggie Smalls eye

To carry oneself in such a way that one's facial impediment is not a draw back to one's success.
He got a strait up Biggie Smalls eye but the ladies still love him.
by slixterdaddy August 01, 2016
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brown eye booger

What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.
Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.
by turnyourface August 06, 2010
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Brown Eye Breathing

When a couple in love decides to take their intimacy to the next level. Much like sharing a held breath between locked lips, with the same breath being given and taken by each other, Brown Eye Breathing can be planned or accidental when a couple is butt-to-butt. When one farts and the other takes it in, and then farts to return it. The sharing of one fart.
I know my boyfriend loves me. Last night, as we were going to bed, we did some brown eye breathing. We share everything. He is so romantic!
by TwoLoveBirdsInTheRain January 07, 2011
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one eye noodlin'

when your so hammed you cant sit strait up and everything looks better out of one eye
-did you see how drunk shawn was last night hahaha...

yea he was fuckin one eye noodlin' when he was drivin me home
by B ridin September 09, 2007
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Lift My Eyes

A saying used when you are feeling down and depressed.
John: You look sad today Chloe. :(
Chloe: Sorry , need someone to Lift My Eyes.
by `miley_cyrus August 16, 2009
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