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Tijuanan Taco

This is where people celebrate Mexican culture with their amigos in a very intimate way. This is for the hombres only as it requires male genitals and at least one set of foreskin.

Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Jose and Gomez did a very dirty tijuanan taco last night! Their penis smelt of guacamole for a good week afterwards providing a lasting memory and a moment for pause and tranquility in their otherwise violent gang lifestyle.
by Huffdaddie January 23, 2025
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taco bombing

Taco Bombing is when i women squats down and her flaps press against the face of a male/female.
Quick, go do some taco bombing that guy over there! Make sure your flaps are out.
by Mr Vigorous Shagger November 4, 2013
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beaver covered taco

A beaver covered taco is a vagina that has a thick covering of pubic hair - very hairy
When the women spread her legs I could see her beaver covered taco underneath.
by jolyfloger May 8, 2017
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holo taco

A coat containing holo particals, that's applied on top to finish and conserve a design.
A holo taco can contain holo glitter, making it a scattered holo taco or holo powder, making it a linear holo taco.
Commomnly used in regards to nailpolish as established by Simply Nailogical on Youtube
Related to: glossy taco, matt taco, and quick dry taco
I'm adding a scattered holo taco on my rainbow, so that my rainbow becomes a double rainbow.
by Deamonia July 15, 2017
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Taco Bell

A particularly cheesy penis end. If 'eaten' is guaranteed to induce a stomach upset, just like a meal from the fast food chain of the same name.
"I really ought to shower more often. My girlfriend refused to perform oral sex, claiming that she could smell my Taco Bell before I undressed"
by PoolieInNottingham October 17, 2025
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glossy taco

The shiny top coat that you put on your nails to keep your nail polish long lasting.
Last, I'm going to put this glossy taco on my nails to top off the look.
by Hypertomatoes April 18, 2018
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Totally Taco

A term used by men to say they are heterosexual, the male version of Strictly Dickly
This guy was hitting on me last night and I had to tell him that I'm totally taco.
by ninjamiss13 January 1, 2015
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