Sort your life out

To inform one to reconsider ones mind state

Ryan: Paul are you going out tonight?

Paul: No I am with aisling

Ryan: Sort your life out!

by Comedi October 7, 2006

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

A decent show on Cartoon Network. Juniper Lee fights to protect her hometown and citizens both human and magical from evil beings. She is "the chosen one", and her family and a talking Scottish puppy give her help and support she needs. It is vastly different from anything else on CN, so despite the lack of more interesting scripts, it fills a void created by the absence of other realistically animated, family friendly shows. It is also very respectful to minorities.

"I like The Life and Times of Juniper Lee. It has some annoying characters and storylines, not to mention a horrid theme song, but good Disney-like animation, light-hearted humour and family themes make it watchable. We haven't seen something like this on Cartoon Network for too long."

by BKMorris October 16, 2006

thug life what's good.

a saying that only epic tumbling niggas would get.

boy: TLWG?
girl: what's that supposed to mean?
boy: thug life what's good.

by tumblinn' July 26, 2010

the best day of my life

The day in your life where the best possible thing could happen to you, so good, nothing better could ever happen to you

Comercial Guy: "i won an X-Box 360, this is the best day of my life!!!"

by Not a Joo September 21, 2005

fucking a corpse back to life

when one decides to put their gentiles into a non breathing human often their grandmother and then proceeding to pound them to mars and back until their heart begins to beat

girl: omg grandmas just died

boy: aight lemme just fuck her corpse back to life
fucking a corpse back to life

by eatmyasshole December 1, 2019

In life, two things are inevitable

1. Death
2. Taxes

In life, two things are inevitable: Death & Taxes. Everyone has you pay for their life.

by thisisevidence March 17, 2010

three-quarter life crisis

The depression, ennui, and disorientation experienced when, for the first time in your life, you lose your job AND you are over the age of 55.

Jane: "Wow. I cannot believe that after working for The Company for 18 years, they eliminated my position, without so much as a warning. I have never lost a job before! "
Dick: "Sounds like ageism to me. Welcome to your three-quarter life crisis. Sucks"

by BigKJS November 24, 2016