"Like, ohmaayygooodddd, BMo says he's gonna Pterodactyl Slap me with his Late Jurassic dino dingus"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"
by thebeemdreem September 8, 2020
Get the Pterodactyl Slap mug.Its what a confident woman does after realizing her sister is satans spawn, she bitch slaps that whore back into the nuclear shit hole she came from, walks away with an explosion in the background.
"why wont anyone listen to me, i want these roses and why arent you telling me how amazing i am, i am a princess this is my wedding, i can be mean and a dick if i want to and no one can say anything"
*younger sister walks up to dick face sister, raises a hand and bitch slaps that whore, walks confidently through the doors to leave the wedding*
*younger sister walks up to dick face sister, raises a hand and bitch slaps that whore, walks confidently through the doors to leave the wedding*
by stack_it_up_jenga September 21, 2020
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When you slap your girlfriend so hard, her mother feels it, in fact, her grandmother feels it.
Matter of fact, her great great grandmother, once removed, feels it.
Matter of fact, her great great grandmother, once removed, feels it.
by Emmapiaskowski September 23, 2020
Get the Bizatch slap mug.When a judge unleashes a verbal smackdown of someone in a courtroom setting. A bench slap can be directed at anyone in the courtroom for example: an attorney, a plaintiff, a defendant, etc.
by beccabecca October 29, 2020
Get the bench slap mug.Gently putting a viking hat, and then slapping them hard with a salmon on each buttcheek, while screaming OOoooodiiinnn is with us! Commonly done with a friend
by Bing bong ur onion is weong October 31, 2020
Get the Norwegian Slap mug.by Jamiecrookk November 4, 2020
Get the National slap arse day mug.Conversation that accidentally says “slip slap nigga goose”: slip slap nigga goose”
Jojo stan: is that a jojo reference?!?!
Jojo stan: is that a jojo reference?!?!
by steven pharmer October 20, 2020
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