The act of pissing after having to do the weird dance to hold the piss in for the last few steps before reaching the toilet just in time before pissing yourself, normally after holding it in for way too long.
John: You guys just arrived, where's Mike going?
Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.
Steve: He's off to the toilet to do a ritualistic piss, we hadn't stopped for a break at all on the drive here.
by viperidae February 7, 2024
Get the ritualistic pissmug. The act of having a friend piss in a line in a pubs toilet and trying to get under without any splashback
by IDFKALWAU May 31, 2020
Get the Piss Limbomug. When someone throwing a football, usually those in high school, forget any sort of form when throwing and just muscle it as hard as they possibly can. This leads to usually 40-60 yard fucking bombs that go anywhere but the recievers hands.
by vennyweenny October 24, 2025
Get the Piss Missilemug. by texthetransmuter November 14, 2021
Get the Scuba Pissmug. When your foot slips into a woman (either vaginaly or analy) until your leg is engulfed completely to the knee joint.
by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022
Get the Knee in the Piss Panmug. A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".
A- I want to go home! Please can we go home
B- No
A- Please
B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!
B- No
A- Please
B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!
by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022
Get the Piss Me A Rivermug. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE BIG BILL HELL'S CHALLENGE PISSING.
A game where one or more people have to go to the bathroom to take a piss, and come back to their room in record time.
A game where one or more people have to go to the bathroom to take a piss, and come back to their room in record time.
by Geestorn May 14, 2023
Get the Challenge Pissingmug.