Similar to Pink Eye, Green Eye is an eye infection caused by a female queefing in your eye. Symptoms include grittiness/irritation and a stringy green discharge that forms a crust around the infected eye.
by brickedup November 14, 2011
The act of taking a shit without wiping then siting on your partners forehead, leaving a brown ring resembling a "Third Eye".
by Dr. JP December 08, 2009
When you Drink so much that there is a "good" chance that you will fall over and cause some sort of bodily harm.
I rally want to drink tonight but make sure I don't get black eye drunk. I am all out of sick days and it is embarrassing wearing sunglasses to work.
by Nowaybiged September 23, 2008
To Poke fun at someone's mis-fortune.
Normally accompanied by pointing to you Chin, Knee the moon and then your eye.
Normally accompanied by pointing to you Chin, Knee the moon and then your eye.
by Bondi Frank May 13, 2010
What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.
Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.
by turnyourface August 06, 2010
When a couple in love decides to take their intimacy to the next level. Much like sharing a held breath between locked lips, with the same breath being given and taken by each other, Brown Eye Breathing can be planned or accidental when a couple is butt-to-butt. When one farts and the other takes it in, and then farts to return it. The sharing of one fart.
I know my boyfriend loves me. Last night, as we were going to bed, we did some brown eye breathing. We share everything. He is so romantic!
by TwoLoveBirdsInTheRain January 07, 2011
-did you see how drunk shawn was last night hahaha...
yea he was fuckin one eye noodlin' when he was drivin me home
yea he was fuckin one eye noodlin' when he was drivin me home
by B ridin September 09, 2007