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olden

He is such an olden
by nonya as in nonya buisness March 14, 2016
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Oldshak

Asshole who thinks he knows everything about sports. Mr. Know-it-all. Also see sore loser. Makes fun of everyone in his fantasy football league on their trades and pickups but has one of the worst teams. Captain Losers Bracket.
He really didn't have to throw that bat after he struck out, what an Oldshak.
by Reverend Amish December 15, 2007
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oldr

Online long-distance relationship.
I'm in an OLDR with someone 3,000 miles from me who I've never met in real life.
by Bobthedevastator February 12, 2008
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Oldakery

When an Emmit from the South West commits sexual pleasures on a pensioner whilst in a committed relationship.
Husband: I think I might volunteer at the Old Folks Home.
Wife: Remember not to commit Oldakery!!!
by MarshyMarsh August 5, 2009
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Oldbook

A syndrome that happens to many young adults/teenagers on Facebook, where they become friends with their parents, grandparents, and/or many other older adults. These older people will comment anything and everything pushing their morals and religious beliefs and criticizing the younger one. This eventually leads to a significant drop in activity from the younger user to avoid having the old people comment on them.

With Facebook's security feature, one can now combat the effects of Oldbook by permanently blocking the older people from seeing their status updates. This doesn't, however, block them from seeing pictures and other activity.
Dan: Hey Mike, how come I haven't seen you on Facebook lately?

Mike: Ugh, my mom, grandma, and two aunts added me and turned the place into Oldbook.
by Volt556 February 19, 2010
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Oldski

Oldskiis (pronounced old skee) is a modern term used to describe an elderly person in a crowd of people much younger than themself.
"Hey, look at that oldski in the kiddie pool. Why is he even at a public pool, he's so old he should be in a retirement home."
by UrbanSoudertonite March 9, 2010
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Dirty Olde English Pervert

The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.
Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>
by DeMeisterJew September 26, 2009
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