I-putated

I-putated (Iputated) , that sudden feeling of indefinite loss of access to the Internet and social network immediately following the loss or destruction of your smartphone.

My phone fell in the pool- oh man, I've totally been I-putated!

by Tystikk January 15, 2014

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

I'll do it tomorrow

The reason most people are suffering in school.

Concerned parent: Hey Bill did you do you're homework
Bill: Nah I'll do it tomorrow

by Fuckface32 May 15, 2017

I reckon so

I believe what you are saying is true.

It’s fixing to rain.

I reckon so.

by Chickenheart December 9, 2017

i gatchu

I got your back no matter what
you can count on me

Sasha: hey girl, don't forget to bring the mix tape
Dina: don't sweat it boo, you know I gatchu

by jade254 December 29, 2017

I'm not perfect

No one is perfect

We make mistakes
We try to fix them but don't get excepted
We apologise

We get ignored

We say stuff we don't mean

We do stuff we shouldn't have done

We hurt people
We feel bad

We make up

We brake up

But we are only human

We are only ourselves
And no one can change that

Cause youare you and I am me

Somebody please accept my apology xxx

"Why did you say that!"
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to remember I'm not perfect."

by Koalagymnast January 13, 2018

I don’t wanna go mr stark

This line is by Spider-Man in avengers infinity war when he dies

Stark:it’s gonna be ok come on..
Peter:i don’t wanna go Mr stark

by SubarashiiBurraku June 1, 2018