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Chocolate covered camel toe

When a woman or trans man poops themselves and the poop travels down the gooch and creeps into and on the surface of the vagina.
Oopsie I just got myself a chocolate covered camel toe
by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023
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Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.
A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.
by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023
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Chocolate Gargoyle

To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.
Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
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Chocolate Doggy

Thomas and Andy had Chocolate Doggy last night
by MountainLight October 10, 2023
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Chocolate Creampie

When a man ejaculates into a partners anal cavity while the partner has diarrhea, so when the semen and liquid poop mix together and leaks out it forms the Chocolate Creampie.
My girlfriend wanted to anal, but she didn’t tell me she ate taco bell earlier so I ended up giving her a Chocolate Creampie.
by SoupCat69 October 24, 2023
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Chocolate Dipped Ice Cream Cone

An ice cream cone placed into one’s anus, as a novelty, sexual pleasure, or whatever the likes.
“Hey Snakes, turn around, let me see something!” “Bam!! Chocolate dipped ice cream cone
by GD_its_DG November 7, 2023
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Chocolate Dipped Ice Cream Cone

An ice cream cone placed into one’s anus, as a novelty, sexual pleasure, or whatever the likes.
“Hey Snakes, turn around, let me see something!” “Bam!! Chocolate dipped ice cream cone
by GD_its_DG November 7, 2023
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