stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024

Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.

"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."

by PhonyPhobia November 27, 2024

Let them eat cake!

Another way of saying "Go fuck yourself" to a person.

*Looks at the homeless person outside* "Let them eat cake!-" *Gets shot 10 times*

by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 8, 2024

Salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake

salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake

A cursed and nightmarishly chaotic Mincraft food item, salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake is an aburdly combined creation made by fusing

steak+pork+cod+chicken+carrot+carrot+cookie+pumpkin pie+apple+bread+rabbit+salmon+mutton+baked potato+cake=salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake

this grotesquely elaborate and impractical food monstrosity deverse texture, taste, and nutrition properties into a singular surreal, and puzzling concontion.

if any player in the game eats this monstrosity, this bound to necrosis anyone who eats it.

"After Spending hours experimenting with strange recipes in minecraft, Steve have proudly made salmuttotabreabbitlecochicarrochopotatie pie cake on a table, a horrifying yet oddly horrifying and oddly fascinating culinary monstrosity made from different conceivable food items in the game... that it start glowing green."

by Mindaugas Valentinavičius December 16, 2024

Icing On The Cake

A sex move you do in doggy style where you pull out and cum on the girl’s ass. This can also be done to guys.

“Yo, Sarah let me hit it from the back last night, and I put some icing on the cake if you know what I mean.”

by juicynevada401 December 16, 2024

LET THEM EAT CAKE

A message of Gluttony

And when the Queen heard that the poor of Paris could not even buy bread, she said LET THEM EAT CAKE

by UNIVERSAL THREAT January 7, 2025

Vanilla pound cake

A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.

I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.

Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.

by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025