ass kissing

The verb form for ass kisser. Also known as sucking up, bootlicking, bum kissing, butt kissing, toadying. It's pretending that you think everything about someone you want something from (such as a boss) is wonderful. If a boss ordered everyone to come to work in a pink tutu and bunny slippers and someone started praising the order as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread, that would be ass kissing.

The extreme form of ass kissing is brown nosing: someone who kisses ass so much his nose turns brown.

If a boss ordered everyone to come to work in a pink tutu and bunny slippers and someone started praising the order as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread, that would be ass kissing.

by Ann Nichols September 18, 2006

ass breath

The breath of a vegetarian. They sit around smuggly odering carrot juice and similar shit, thinking that they're the cat's meow, when in fact, you could weld with their breath.

He: This Volvo was owned by a Professor.

She: How do you know?

He: can't you smell the ass breath?

by Hoze December 20, 2004

Ass Goblin

A very disturbed person who will have an iritable obsetion with goblining peoples ass's. Also known an a 'Bum Bandit'.

"Hey dude can I goblin your ass?"

"No dude."

"Kmon, it's just a litttle goblining."

"Fuck'n, no you stupid Ass Goblin." etc.

by Wha in the shit of all shit? June 28, 2009

bear ass

an extremely hairy butt

Look at Josh over there in the shower, he has such a bear ass.

by BarnManagement April 19, 2005

ass cakes

when shit dries on the ass hairs and hardens,

When I woke up this morning, I obviously did not wipe my ass good enough because I had some ass cakes dangling from my ass.

by Roger Golding February 19, 2003

Ass Fucker

Ass Fucker: an offencive name given to a male who has sexual intercourse with another male or female in the anal(or rectem) area.

Frank is an Ass Fucker.

by ~Keyona January 9, 2004

ass it up

When someone comes to your house and farts all over the place. Even one fart can be considered assing it up.

That motherfucker done came to my crib and assed it up in my motherfuckin' heezy!

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003