Suckeyes 

A variant of the popular OSUCKS and the proper name for the Ohio State Buckeyes and their fans. Earned for their back-to-back national championship loses in basketball and football to the glorious Florida Gators.

The Suckeyes think they are good when their schedule is nothing but in-state cupcakes like the Ohio Institute of Airconditioning Repair.

Suckeyes by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

Kent State Still Sucks 

A commonly known fact to all students of the University of Akron, that no matter what time it is, Kent State still sucks.

The phrase usually arises after one person shouts, asking what time it is. At which point, someone will reply, and the rest of the crowd will chime in, saying "And Kent State still sucks!"

Person 1: "What time is it?"

Person 2: "It's 8:44."

Crowd: "And Kent State still sucks!"

Kent State Still Sucks by AK-Rowdies September 10, 2009

cock sucker 

someone who sucks on male genitalia

joe cullen is a cock sucker

cock sucker by cool dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee January 3, 2009

sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw 

for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!

(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw

sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw by jobsworth February 15, 2005

suckle 

To wrap one's lips around an object / body organ and lightly breathe in.

Matthew Tang: Some guy was so turned on during a Nikki Webster concert that he unzipped his fly and lightly suckled his mushroom cap!

suckle by Banri Tanaka August 20, 2003

suckness 

Something that uber sucks above MANY other things.

K1NC is the suckness.

suckness by BBTV Angry Penguin March 27, 2004

Sucking McMiller 

Originating from a bully prevention TV ad. Where the bully yells, "You suck McMiller!"

Used as an Insult.

Its been used in real life so many times as a joke, its become quite the popular saying, meaning that somone isnt very good at doing somthing.

Kid 1: *dies in a video game*
Kid 2: You suck McMiller!
Kid 1: *crys*
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Kid 1: *trips over a rock*
Kid 2: Man, your really Sucking McMiller today

Sucking McMiller by Flame060 March 11, 2005