Simp

A guy who has no balls and will go beyond to please the ladies. Also, prefers cuckold. Perfect example: Will Smith

Will Smith is such a simp that he would let his woman disrespect him by saying she’s sleeping around and loves other men but can’t take a joke about her and tries to show his manliness by attacking a less built feeble man.

by Tango69 April 3, 2022

Simp

A man who lives in Virginia and spends more money then he earns on a girl who sucks dick behind his back meanwhile her vagina smells like fish, this man will cut every close friend out of his life for a golddigger without even realizing it

Hey I hear Alex flew into town let's hang with him

Nah hes a simp , he's probably shoving a bundle of roses up veronikas vagina to get rid of that awful fish smell that half of Portland is complaining about

by JewishNutsack June 8, 2020

Simp

A hoe ass nigga that talks to a girl in hopes of getting pussy

Ablai is a fucking simp

by Voramo December 7, 2019

Simp

A Chinese chubby egghead named cactus that likes a girl named shouq.

Someone: Yo bro did u hear what about with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp and like shouq 💀

by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020

Simp

papakuroh (aka yatana)

Pap is a SIMP lol

by Bugs on wheels November 5, 2020

Simp

Jacob Smith from the Goon Squad

Aaron: Is anyone gonna get on ps4?
Jacob: I’m to much of a simp and won’t

by Big Mac jones February 9, 2020

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024