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Simping Standards

When you don't have a crush on someone because of one or many factors.
"I don't think he's attractive. He went to mall jail. Sorry, I have simping standards."
by gnr1986 January 10, 2022
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Simp

Friend 1: Omg what a simp

Friend 2: he must be a Joey
by Simpolice April 30, 2020
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akaza simp

Everyone who makes akaza meanings on here just look simps call him hot sexy and he is strong. I know it’s surprised that people simp over them also don’t look up horny. There’s also tsunadae tengen and enmu simps.
Bro akaza may voice
Is strong and he’s strong and hot.
AKAZA SIMP?
Your added to the demon slayer simp club because I simp over enmu.
Hey adleast you understand.
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Semi-Simp

A Semi-Simp is a person who admires a friend over another friend or family member. Not for them to get into a relationship with them, but rather for friendship purposes, even if the friend is a weirdo or not worth the trouble. Some will shame others for doing something, but won't do so for the friend they are semi-simping for. If one was to shame the Semi-Simp for this action, or shame the Semi-Simp's friend, the Semi-Simp will get overly aggressive and defensive. They often neglect family and other friends just to be able to hang out with the friend. Semi-Simps will give said friend special permissions if they own a chatroom, and will let them moderate and ban whoever they want just so the Semi-Simp can feel appreciated by someone.
Bro, you cringe at the fact of me playing Fortnite, but your friend plays it aswell, and you don't say a word to him! You're a Semi-Simp.
by AreYouSrsBro May 21, 2020
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Simp

Someone who used to quote any rector
Sofia is such a simp, she quoted our rector and the way she use “of course” for every fucking request
by K3ll0g’s April 15, 2021
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Simp

JSCHLATTTT
by sdjsdjsdjsdnsjdnsndnjsdsd December 18, 2020
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Simp

Acronym for "she is my precious"; a man who unreasonably overvalues a woman and is usually ignored by said woman.
-After she smooches with another guy in his face, Nick offered to SIMP-ly give her a ride home.
-I don't get it.
by geekyadventurerr April 23, 2020
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