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Piss Frisson

(noun)
The oddly satisfying wave of goosebumps you get from a perfect storm of aesthetic factors while taking a leak—like the hum of an overhead fan, the echo of splashing liquid, and the sheer relief of making it in time.

A positive counterpart to Pee Shivers, often experienced after a high-stakes bathroom sprint. A prime example of Frisson caused by Urination.
John burst into the restroom, barely unzipping in time. As the golden stream hit porcelain, the mix of sound, relief, and ambience sent chills up his spine—pure Piss Frisson.
by The Farce Deity March 21, 2025
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weak as piss

Dean Baade
Dean bad boy Baade is weak as piss
by Feralberyl June 5, 2017
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piss rocket

A piss rocket has occured whenever a white person takes methamphetamine or sometimes other stimulants via the urethra before engaging in typically violent intercourse. Prototypical piss rockets took place inside the anus of a living human body. However, at the time of writing, the anus requirement is context independent for all piss rocket events. While piss rockets are generally considered to be unlikely due to their painful nature, safety dictates that every reasonable facsimile of an anus be considered sufficient to provoke the violent act.
Did you read about the piss rocket on Wednesday over at the local Church of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints? Two are confirmed deceased while another ten suffered non-life-threatening injuries during the attack. Several Mormons anuses are still unaccounted for while rescue personnel continue to search the wreckage hoping to find a single anus not damaged by this cowardly act.
by Qohelet August 29, 2025
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Piss

Ah shit! I just pissed so hard that the water splashed up out of the toilet and hit me in the face! Noooo!
Hym "AAAHHH! PISS SHIT ASS! MOTHERFUCKER! That's the first time that's ever happened to me! GODDAMNIT!"
by Hym Iam June 3, 2022
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door piss

when door shat wasn't quite enough revenge i took the liberty of starting a second part to door shat door piss
i thought jen could use an extra shower
by lostsoul11 February 4, 2004
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Piss Fork

When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams
Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
My dick did a piss fork.”
by d0gl0g November 23, 2019
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Pissing off

When someone is pissing off, they are being a jerk and trying to annoy people.
This can lead to many things, such as prison, gangs, bullying, and being Murdered by enemy’s.

This can also be used when a person is peeing on another person
Ryan: “look, I’m mr. dude! I’m a stupid man who thinks he owns the world.”
Steve: “dude! Stop pissing off!”

Or
Steve: “fue stop pissing on me!”
Fue: “no! I like pissing off!”
by Stupid person was here¡!¡! December 19, 2019
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