dirk moment

When something happens that relates to Jake Paul’s character from Bizaardvark, “Dirk”.

Jake Paul knocks out Ben Askren, “Dirk moment”.

by Cam Hulst April 17, 2021

wally moment

when somebody does something thinking everybody’s going to laugh but nobody does/when somebody is being embarrassing

“stop talking, that was a wally moment.”

by mspianowoman September 10, 2023

catwalk moment

When you have a brainwave and there is a knot in your head that desolves

e.g. that you suddenly understand catwalk is the word for runway walking because cats walk the same way. that's a catwalk moment then

by LennLennLenn April 26, 2020

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

chia-moment

A moment where someone is clowning / doing something wrong and thinks that it is correct.

Chia: Sushi jiro is so cheap! Only 20rm
Person 2: This guy really do be chia-momenting

by syusian November 23, 2023

a real Codex moment

A photo-worthy instant during da 1980 Preakness where a racehorse illegally bumps or blocks a pretty little mare who otherwise would likely have won da race.

According to Google, da physical contact between Genuine Risk and a competing horse was a real Codex moment, and "still stings 40 years later".

by QuacksO April 11, 2023

Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

by Arkeon December 1, 2021