Where you lube up a Latinas cooch with Chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it.
After using it, you eat it
After using it, you eat it
"Let's make a Mexican Fruit Cup!!"
proceeds to lube up a Latina cooch with chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it. Then eating it.
proceeds to lube up a Latina cooch with chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it. Then eating it.
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Anyone from south of the U. S. BORDER all the way down to Columbia is a Mexican, they may have other country names but all Men from that region are Arrogant, Sneaky, Macho, Abuse and Rape their Women, Daughters and Sons, Smoke Marlboro Reds (not 100s) and drink only Mexican Beer and they have secret plans to take over America, however; THANKS in big part to the current President, are too stupid to fool enough of America.
Food:
A type of food that completely revolves around corn flour, aka. Masa, while all other ingredients and flavors are stolen from other countries. Most Authentic Mex Food tastes like dirty corn kernels blended with lime, salt, and hot peppers. So the central theme is lime, salt, funky corn, and hot peppers. Even the desserts.
Anyone from south of the U. S. BORDER all the way down to Columbia is a Mexican, they may have other country names but all Men from that region are Arrogant, Sneaky, Macho, Abuse and Rape their Women, Daughters and Sons, Smoke Marlboro Reds (not 100s) and drink only Mexican Beer and they have secret plans to take over America, however; THANKS in big part to the current President, are too stupid to fool enough of America.
Food:
A type of food that completely revolves around corn flour, aka. Masa, while all other ingredients and flavors are stolen from other countries. Most Authentic Mex Food tastes like dirty corn kernels blended with lime, salt, and hot peppers. So the central theme is lime, salt, funky corn, and hot peppers. Even the desserts.
Billy: "That Mexican just raped his 5 year old daughter!"
Steve: "Damn it's sad, but happens all the time!"
Billy: "That Mexican music is making me wanna puke! They think that sounds good? "
Steve: "I know, it's so when they rape their daughter it drowns out her screams. "
Billy: "My sister got with a Mexican dude and she says she's in love! "
Steve: "Shit bro she's lost her mind, best call the mental hospital and have her checked out. "
Billy: "If I eat Mexican food again this week I'mma crap my pants every-day next week. "
Steve: "omg, order some burgers and fries to block up that explosion! "
Steve: "Damn it's sad, but happens all the time!"
Billy: "That Mexican music is making me wanna puke! They think that sounds good? "
Steve: "I know, it's so when they rape their daughter it drowns out her screams. "
Billy: "My sister got with a Mexican dude and she says she's in love! "
Steve: "Shit bro she's lost her mind, best call the mental hospital and have her checked out. "
Billy: "If I eat Mexican food again this week I'mma crap my pants every-day next week. "
Steve: "omg, order some burgers and fries to block up that explosion! "
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