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mexican merge

When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.
I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.
by solarecreator July 29, 2014
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Mexican Watermelon

were you shove a small watermelon up your ass while doing meth in powder form off of a mexican emo femboys penis while getting skull fucked simultaneously then the emo femboy skull fucking the individual smokes crystal meth using a 36 inch black dildo while oiling up with coconut cream and covers himself/herself in sand then plugs there ass with a back scratcher
omfg im so traumatized after lastnight me and man man/girl did the mexican watermelon
by chaseisalsome August 12, 2025
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Mexican Storm

Your office complex/community's landscape company. They come through blowing leaves and dirt all over the place and are gone in minutes!
The landscape people came through here like a Mexican Storm with their leaf blowers! Got garbage and crap all over my motorcycle.
by deathmetaljeff October 24, 2012
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Mexican Halloween

When you want to reproduce the reference from community, but the spices from the mexican food you ate earlier are on your hands and mess up the mood when you finger her...
I mexican halloweened my girlfriend and she had to put a bag of frozen blueberries on her coochie to help with the pain
by El guero Bambi August 4, 2022
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Grow some mexicans

1) Growing mushrooms.

2) Making a Mexican over 5 foot tall.
1) He's gonna grow some Mexicans at his house.

2) He grew some Mexicans by sprinkling some powder over their heads. They are not 5 footers any more.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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