Douchealot

When a person is a constant douche everywhere and all the time they are a douchelot

person 1: we have to go shopping!
person 2 (douchealot): seriously! i hate shopping! your such a pain in my ass!
person 1: why do you have to be such a douchealot!

by i am the beetles July 26, 2022

douche-pickle

A mean spirited person.

Usually directed at a cis gendered male.

He is such a douche-pickle.

When Johnny was saying disrespectful things about trans people he sounded like a real douche-pickle.

by Lily's Vocabulary July 31, 2022

Douche Load

Act of ejaculating on the face of an unsuspecting female while she’s sleeping.

Dude... Shorty was snoring last night, so I totally douche loaded her to shut her up so I could sleep!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

Douche

A douche: (n) a large group of Chad's, Brad's or Kyle's. Also known as a "no thanks".

I had to leave the bar because a douche of Chad's wouldn't stop talking to the bartender about crypto so no one could get a drink.

by Hawthorne McGillicuddy September 4, 2022

Douche bag drive by

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.

Did you see John do the douche bag drive by around the perimeter .

by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022

Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag

Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!

by VG131 September 13, 2022

Douche cartouche

A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth

Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie

by Louis Ciphre September 16, 2022