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Band Bitch

An indispensable member for any musical group, the Band Bitch is essentially the Pit Crew or Water Boy for a band. Without this selfless individual, the band would not have basic human needs met like hydration and nutrition. Good Band Bitches have an empathic quality that allows them to sense the needs of the band before they vocalize them. Rarely receiving monetary compensation, Band Bitches do things like running errands, taking photographs, collecting the band's tips or retrieving sustenance for the band out of a love for the music, the members or a particular member. Often, Band Bitches are or become romantic interests of a band member because the member realizes what a benefit it is to have such a selfless, helpful individual be your friend, lover and family. People of any age, sex or sexual orientation can be Band Bitches.
"I dedicate this Grammy to my Band Bitch- without his support this would have never been possible!"
by The DTrain December 9, 2008
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TROLL BITCH

one who is ungodly ugly, morbidly obese, and somewhat resembles a troll, has terrible breath, and very small vocabulary, along with a selfish evil personality who drives anyone who is close to them away because of there greediness and drama. pretty much a down right messy person who is a stupid annoying bitch.
"Chynna is such a troll bitch, ive never met such an ungrateful evil selfish bitch."
by Edaray February 17, 2010
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dis bitch

by NJC June 24, 2004
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basic bitches

a bitch who look the same as someone else. Like in the way the dress. it could also mean someone who needs to get to your level
Only basic bitches wears Obey
by swagmethefuckoutbasedgod August 23, 2011
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Grand-bitch

1. the bitch of your bitch
2. being the bitch of someone else's bitch
3. being a "grand parent" of sorts to your bitch's bitch

can be used in forms such as: bitch-in-law, great-bitch, great grand-bitch, step bitch, etc.
1. "I'm your grand-bitch."
2. "You're the bitch of my bitch, you're my grand-bitch."
3. "You're my grand-bitch."
4. "She's his great grand-bitch."
by Catherine May 14, 2004
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Botox Bitch

An Ugly ass scank who thinks she is all that but really depends on her monthly injections of botox to keep her raggy ass from sagging even more.

A middle age uglier than ugly scank who is just as fake as the rolex watch and fake prada handbag she wears

The botox bitch is the daughter of a scabby cat, a woman ugly inside and out and looks like a demented cat with the amount of bottox she has had done around her cat looking eyes
man look at the botox bitch thinking she is all that

that botox bitch is the daughter of the scabby cat
by Englandssweetest August 18, 2011
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Coffee bitch

Coffee bitch:
A word used by HeadbuttArcade Andrew Garcia describing Adachi in his 'Lets play persona 4' series. Andrew, who had done previous let's plays, called Adachi 'Coffee bitch' : He always walked around with coffee in his hand and was an utter and complete bitch.
"Oh look...Coffee bitch came around to vist us....Nanako clean the table...I don't want his FILTHY, bitchy hands touching OUR coffee table."~Andrew
by DemiIsInDaHouse May 16, 2011
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