Close Friend Inflation

When one begins to add their friends on facebook to their "close friends" list. Soon, they will begin to receive more notifications than ever before. Close Friend Inflation appears to make someone more popular, when in reality they are just becoming privy to typically useless information.

Man, I thought people were starting to like my facebook but it was just close friend inflation.

by TheRealMrCoincidence September 2, 2012

Facebook friends with benefits

1. People who you add on social network websites likeFacebook for the sole purpose of using them to get benefits from their games such as Farmville, Cafe World, etc.

2. Someone you added on Facebook so that others will think more highly of you because of the association.

Minutes after that bombshell Rachel added me on Facebook I recieved a neighbour request for Farmville. We must be facebook friends with benefits.

Now that I've added the band members of Killswitch Engage on my facebook, noone will think I'm a loser anymore! =D

by TeamAwesomeAssemble October 22, 2009

fair-weather friend

A friend who doesn't help in times of difficulty. Likely nautical in nature, referring to the fact that when weather is good nearly anyone can help on a ship.

When Tom refused to help me move after my divorce I realized that he was a fair-weather friend.

by Jason Warren October 26, 2003

Lets just be friends

Your dick is too small.

I know we had a magical night last night but, lets just be friends, ok?

by Audiophyle November 22, 2003

just good friends

A duet with Michael Jackson and Stevie Wonder you can find on MJ's classic album BAD.

If They Ask Her
Tell 'Em That We're
Just Good Friends . . .
Dah! Chika-Chika-Chika-Ah!

by Claque July 12, 2004

homie lover friend

A friend who you kick it with homie and have sex with lover. Popularized in the 90's by R Kelly, popularly referred to as The R or the R(ah).

R Kelly lyric:
Some one who can relate to what i have in store,
She can kick back with da homies, play the stake and getting played
That down to earth gyirl from around the world hey
We will be together for all times, i need a homie lover friend that will alway
Be mine

by jon lic May 27, 2008

Let's just be friends

Don't be fooled by my "friendly" approach to this long-awaited break-up: I don't look forward to seeing you again in the near or distant future.
Your conduct during this "relationship" has been of such an annoying nature that we can never, ever be friends.

Me: "Let's just be friends."
Fool: "Ok. So, what are you doing this weekend?"
Me: "You don't get it, do you?"

by medium_rare November 17, 2003