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choking a squidhead

This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.

It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.
by FancyTophatDude September 14, 2011
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Cut a Shuck

Were gonna be late for the hoedown, we better Cut A Shuck!
by Sharon4rmTx January 24, 2009
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Pull a Shaun

To give away the ending of something
Guy 1: They all die in the end.
Guy 2: Aww dude! Don't Pull a Shaun!
by BJ_Pwn February 21, 2011
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Doing a Stevo!

When you decide to leave a party early even though you have absolutely nothing to do the next day.
Crickey this party is flipping brilliant but it's a 10pm now so I'm doing a Stevo!
by tonyfontana February 5, 2017
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the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever
after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..
by mat haggard August 24, 2008
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thiccer than a sniccer

so thicc that it would make this dicc go flicc
damn lucy is thiccer than a sniccer!
nice dude, gons to smash?
by figgernaggotyounig December 22, 2017
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A Salisbury

Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.
Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.

Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.

Kim: OMG, so my mom was looking at my phone right as Bobby sends me a Salisbury. Talk about awkward city.

Paula: All Todd does is send me Salisburies. EW.
by MitchCumstein89 June 7, 2009
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