Urban Dictionary

A place where 7th graders go because it has funny hilarious definitions

Guys I just searched up 69 on the urban dictionary yestarday
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by sticman9 May 6, 2022

Put that in Urban Dictionary

When you think of a sexual act so bapshit insane that it needs to be in Urban Dictionary.

"What if there was this sex move where you completely close a vagina with your dick. I'd call it the water bottle."

"Bro put that in Urban Dictionary"

by RandomRubbishRick November 20, 2022

urban dictionary editor

these damn pinheads we call "urban dictionary editors" just don't do their job ya know?

urban dictionary user: i feel like defining something

urban dictionary editor: man i feel like being a lobotomized furby and decline that because i'm a peace of shit >:)

urban dictionary user: man can't have shit anymore

by rk092 January 17, 2024

Urban dictionary

A dictionary for people searching for false or idiotic definitions.

Me: Where do I find the definition for sex
You: The urban dictionary duh

by Hftihgyuug uggy November 2, 2021

Urban Dictionary

The coolest things on the universe. Who would have thought of such a good thing to be published?

Time Traveller: Yo what year is it?
Person A: 2199
Time Traveller from 2019: You know Urban Dictionary?
Person B: U mean the best dictionary on the universe that even the teachers in our high school uses?
Time Traveller be like: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW!

by Yomatewhatuthinking(MN1o2kool) August 8, 2019

Urban dictionary

You are a loser. Why search this up?

I’m a idiot and I searched up the urban dictionary

by DareGoblin October 10, 2018

urban dictionary is useless

A fairly accurate statement for people who only wanted a regular online dictionary.

*A random person searches for an online dictionary*
*Sees urban dictionary and clicks through it*
*Searchs for the word*
*Ended up having meaningless definition*
*sighs*

'The Urban Dictionary is useless.'

by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod September 13, 2022