Hanky Shit

Anything extremely lame and shady.

Example A, getting set up by the police.

Example B, a person who stole money from a blind elderly lady.

Both are examples of hanky shit

by Master Fensei August 10, 2017

shitting blarney

Deceptive speaking to others in a flattering way. But just way too much like when your drunk off your ass and have full power beer goggles on.

That dude wanted the promotion so bad he was shitting blarney for a month to the boss.

by tmshlp October 24, 2014

Shit wisher

Someone anxious for a cleavland steamer to drop.

Sweet shitface Suzi is such a shit wisher when I`m constipated.

by Papacoon January 8, 2009

shit wiggle

when you really have to do a number 2. And it becomes so unfomtrable trying to hold it in that you begin wiggling trying to make it more comfortable.

guy 1: the other day i was driving back from work and i couldn't stop shit wiggling
guy 2: yah i get the shit wiggles alot.

by namj March 1, 2009

Shit the tin

Its broken , not working, useless

My airconditioner has shit the tin

by BevvyO June 12, 2021

Shit Drag

When a human reaches an extreme level of obesity their ass cheeks become so vast that their shit dosent make it all the way to the bowl but instead lingers inside the anus developing a clump of shit and pubic hair.

"Hey man look at how that guys walking"
"haha yeah hes gotta have some hectic shit drag ay"
"AY!"

by THE CREATOR!! October 27, 2011

Shit For Brains

Noun:
Only the best of the best could be shit for brains, It's what is sounds, shit for brains, is when they had a reconstituted brain with the primal source, YOUR TURD.

You fucking threw that check for 10mil, you shit for brains

by Mean dood March 31, 2020