Today’s Mass Shooting 

A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.

“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.

Today’s Mass Shooting by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

Jabba's Tongue 

Tit like Jabba the hutt's tongue

She was on the rings and her tit fell out, I swear it looked just like Jabba's tongue

Jabba's Tongue by Working Class Hero December 30, 2020

Mcdonald's Wifi 

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG

Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi

Mcdonald's Wifi by Difiner To Define October 17, 2016

Kremlin's Law 

Inspired by Godwin's Law. But instead of calling someone Hitler or a Nazi, calling someone a Russian bot or a Russian asset.

"Your candidate is corrupt!"
"WHAT? Only a Russian bot would say that!"
"Way to use Kremlin's Law when you have no argument."

Kremlin's Law by The Runs March 5, 2020

What's it to ya 

Another way of saying "mind you own business"

Mom: What are you doing in there?

Son: What's it to ya!

What's it to ya by Jeffrey22 November 3, 2011

She’s just a friend. 

That’s the definition of Adrien being fucking blind and stupid.

She’s just a friend. ( I secretly have feelings for her but I won’t admit it cause I’m a stubborn bitch)

She’s just a friend. by She’s just a friend October 2, 2019

This text has been found in violation of H.R 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed. 

S.O.P.A stands for Stop Online Piracy Act. It was a bill introduced in October of 2011 to prevent piracy, copyright infringement, and the trafficking of counterfeit goods online. S.O.P.A was very controversial, as many accused it of limiting free speech.

I don’t know why you would need to know about this, but you can find it in a high-ranked definition of America, so hey, context!

Someone: Hey, what’s this “ This text has been found in violation of H.R 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed. ” on the definition of America mean?
Nerd: It’s a bill passed to prevent illegal activity online.

Someone: You’re a nerd, stfu.

This text has been found in violation of H.R 3261, S.O.P.A and has been removed. by BraindeadConsumer69 January 10, 2022