Butter

Butter is Butter.

Person 1: Butter
Person 2: Dude this is why Anna divorced you.

by TODDDDSTER May 10, 2023

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Amish moon butter

When you piss in their ass and then churn it with your dick.

She had me churn some Amish moon butter in her.

by Goons definitions May 11, 2023

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Black butter is defined as when somebody thinks you’re pronch. like when you’re friends with husband and wife and then the husband calls you slept butter and the wife says now you guys are friends he likes you as a friend now.

How’s it going slut butter?

by Yodafoxy May 13, 2023

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Peanut-Butter Pounder

When you apply copious amounts of peanut-butter on your cock. Then you spread it with your partner by receiving a handy. Once spread, they lick all their fingers and give a blowjob. Flexible enough: you can help by doing it yourself and for them to save their energy for the next phase. If you have jelly lying around--preferably moldy and sitting out on your counter--you can create a PB & J Pounder. Not necessary, however. For your last step, any position and any type of buttfucking is viable. YOU MUST NOT LOSE THE PEANUT-BUTTER, IT IS NECESSARY.

"Ron just gave me the best peanut-butter pounder last night. Probably the best smoothie I have ever had."

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"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"

"What is that?"

"A sandwich of sorts."

by PB Connoisseur November 25, 2023

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butter runs

Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.

Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.

by pizzleboy November 25, 2023

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