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Black Ines

She operates mostly in Caucasus but can be spotted in the nearby cities, too. She is characterised by flirting with random unsuspecting men. Little is known about her life. There are only legends about its enormous complexity.
Where have you been, man? It's been 2 hours.

I met black Ines. She just told me what she cooked for lunch.
by Pervert40 August 26, 2019
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Black Vortex

When you incorrectly perform a donkey punch on a female and end up with an unconscious girl with an extremely tight butthole caused by her entire nervous system going into shock after you've incorrectly donkey punched her in the back of the head. The butthole may be so tight as to prevent removal, sucking the dick in deeper like quicksand.
"The other night I stuck my cock in a Dyson vacuum."
"Oh, like a Black Vortex?"
by RogerRappit November 26, 2011
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Black Wishes

by Leana Ollen December 28, 2011
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Black Hole

1.) According to most experts, a mysterious but existent point in the universe that bends space, time, and matter. It is a point of no return, with a mass and density so infinitely great, not even the speed of light, the fastest calculated speed in the universe, can escape its gravitational pull past its event horizon, seeing as the electromagnetic waves would be pulled apart. It is "born" from a collapsed star (with a mass much greater than our Sun, don't worry). Any matter that intersects the event horizon would literally be shredded and "spagettified", crushed and stretched into a singularity and, with our understanding, almost completely disappear, ceasing to exist. Eventually they grow unstable, shrink and fade away at the end of their lifespan.
2. ) According to tech experts, an unreachable section of cyberspace, particularly the Internet (yes, not all cyberspace is the Internet) causing jumps or drops in signals.
3. ) Another term for "oblivion"; the point of no return
4. ) A most addictive, irresistible distraction; a time-killer, taking the most valuable time you essentially need.
5. ) The internet in general.
1.) Black Holes can be found in the center of most galaxies, including our Milky Way spiral.
2.) They say a lot of out-of-service sights have been sucked into a cyber black hole.
3.) Well, I told you.
4., 5.)
I logged into my account at ten-thirty this morning.
The next thing I knew, it was two forty-five.
by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire November 14, 2014
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Black Camero

A hot ride to a party in your pants. The reason they say "once you go black... you'really in a wheelchair." The biggest, blackest hot rod ever seen. Slightly triangular and deadly.
Virgins are scared of the black camero.
You don't ride the Black Camero, it rides you...to death.
by nazinator March 18, 2015
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Black Food

A food that only the black man can master and only the black can ever make a comment on. Such food is the key to any persons soul. All hail the black food.
Nigger and Niggers serve the best Black food in town, can’t be missed.
by Man of Blades September 6, 2021
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Black Bart

the act of burping, farting, and shitting yourself at the same time
The last time I had the flu, I couldn't stop Black Barting all over the place.
by SaltineWizard October 4, 2015
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