did i ask

something someone says whenever they do not care

Person 1: Bro I fucked my girl last night
Person 2: Ok cool. But, Did I ask?

by apostrophii February 19, 2020

I didn’t ask

The worst comeback in the world. Use this, and you’ll be ridiculed and hated by everyone around you.

Guy 1: Hey should I watch the new Toy Story?
Guy 2: I didn’t ask.
Guy 1: You’re such an asshole.

by cosmiselite September 2, 2020

I was Born on a Tuesday

A phrase used to announce the person talking is about to go way beyond oversharing, normally used to a sign to the person listening to tell the talker to shut up!
(other days are also valid, but Tuesday is the most likely to be used)

"I can't believe we're going to see my sister that lives in another town ... she got married two years ago and now she's having a baby .... I'm really looking forward to see my nephew ... I was Born on a Tuesday ....:
"dude, buddy! why you're talking to me like I had a stroke?"

by Pistis September 4, 2017

I ain't russian

A word that literally make russian people got mad with blyat

Gun owner: I hope you like our AK's
That one dude who ain't a russian; I ain't russian

by Undercover1122 April 29, 2021

I can’t take

BIG DICK BUT I SUCK ON IT

“I AINT FUCKING WITH A PUSSY GOTTA BUMP ON IT “
“Are you singing I can’t take big d-“
“Yes”

by DELIBOE December 27, 2019

I have a question

?????

Student: I have a question. Teacher: What? Student: Whachu know about rolling down in the deep

by AgentZan212s_alt3 October 19, 2021

I rember 😃

I rember meaning you want a threesome with futas

"I rember 😃" that guy was never seen again

by Phil Mahar September 5, 2021