Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 May 28, 2018

p finger

Penis fingers, because you fuck everything you touch.

Greg, you really p fingered that report at our work job.

by mmmmchicken June 2, 2018

The finger

The finger in the middle

The finger can be used

by Random nuget... June 5, 2018

Chinese finger trap

When two men touch the heads of there penis while a third man jerks them off simultaneously

Jim and john touched dick tips while bobs jerked them off while looking like a chinese finger trap

by Dmart891 June 23, 2018

One Finger Discount

Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.

As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.

by PittpunkFo February 23, 2018

Vegemite finger

The dark brown product left on your finger after anal finger fucking.

Fuck is this vegemite finger. Vegemite left on my finger?

by tazbowl February 24, 2018

Chinese Finger trap

When you are "soaking" your dick inside the pussy and then the pussy gets dry from no stimulation and then the dick gets trapped. It goes goes down hill from there.

Nathaniel: "She got me caught in that Chinese FInger Trap when I was trying to soak my member"

by Ken_Dolla February 26, 2018