red meat shits

The diarrhea you get after eating to much Red Meat.

I had a prime rib for dinner last night, now I got the Red Meat Shits.

by CountryGrlCnSurvive July 4, 2016

Red hot lobster

A naked female is on all fours doing the crab walk in pursuit of her chosen male, in order to pin him down with her pussy so that she can fuck him senseless. Meanwhile, the male is spanking her with a freshly-caught ocean lobster, covered in Tabasco sauce to keep her away. The dripping wet female then begins singing her mating call, a classic B52's song “Rock Lobster”, in order to seduce the male. Once muscling the male in the corner, she proceeds to mount his cock whilst still in crab-walk position. Her rendition of "Rock Lobster" is then blurred as random screams and moans occur more frequently.

"Let's go slap the red hot lobster."

by TryItUWill_LikeIt July 14, 2014

the big red one

Essentially damnation, or the act of being condemned to Hell. Can also be used as a noun for Hell itself.

"That bitch Satan is sure gonna get the big red one, or my name ain't Bernard God."

"Off you go, Hitler! See you in the big red one!"

by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006

red and blue

another term for the hells angels

"those guys were red and blue"

by thcinmybody November 1, 2007

red sox fan

1) Annoying snob that watches the Red Sox get their asses handed to them every season. Usually reluctant to admit that winning in '04 and '07 does not make up for 100 years of failure.

2) Usually confused with moron.

3) Talks with annoying gay accent.

4) Jealous that the Yankees have 27 (count 'em) world series rings.

e.g how to communicate with a red sox fan

"Bawsten sawks cawk" or the more accepted, "kiss mah ahss"

synonyms with gay faggot sucks

by JOAShbacon July 22, 2012

red robbin eater

the act of giving a female oral sex during her period

while foreplay ..

girl: u wanna eat me out ..
guy: fuck yea baby ..
guy takes off her clothes ..
girl: close your eyes before you take off my pants
guy: anything for you ..
guy starts giving oral sex
guy: what the hell is that?!
girl: oh .. you already made me wet .. keep going my red robbin eater

by LiL jOn 650 October 5, 2005

Easton Red Rovers

The Easton Area School district is home to the Easton Red Rovers. Easton is one of if not the highest rated, and most respected team in PA. Also one of the most respected teams in the country. Easton has a over 100 year old tradition with their rivals, the Liners( bases out of the scum capital of the world P-burg New Jersey). Every year they gather and play a sacred game of football on thanksgiving. This game is held on CollegeHill PA at Laffeyette's feild. GO ROVERS

Yo man our team just got spanked by the Easton Red Rovers.

Damn, i wish we went to Easton instead of this shit hole. too late now, they'll never accept us.

by EASTON<3 July 2, 2011