School water

A POLLUTED dirty water that schools use 2 punish kids 4 forgetting to bring their own water.

Person 1: Damn I really hate that water from the school's water fountain!
Person 2: Bro I heard a rumor that they put makeup remover in there!!
Person 1: So school water fountains are just nasty structures that contain liquid poison...

Person 2: Yeah probably...

by THAT_GIRL_CALUDA!!! February 8, 2023

Obama Bath Water

You've sitting in bath water that Obama has already pissed in this whole time :)

Person 1: "I love me some Obama Bath Water"
Person 2: "Dude, you know that's his own piss, right?"

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY February 9, 2023

Portland Water Donation

When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.

Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.

Look there's crazy Alice again, doing a Portland Water Donation to buy some more smack.

by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023

Glay Water

Another word for pre cum

Bro you don't know what's glay water?

by Nivlim February 14, 2023

Brit in the Water

A person who completely fails at playing musical instruments they touch. They are usually Band Kids, Choir Kids, or Drama Club Kids

Person A: Fails at playing guitar
Person B: Wow, he’s like a Brit in the Water

by StarBiscuit February 17, 2023

Talluscan water slide

When a prison orgy ends up with somebody shooting a bar of soap out of their ass and they all have have a turn sliding across the remnants

Cell block c was having a good ol talluscan water slide

by DaOGShotta February 18, 2023

Penis Water

Penis Water is the juicy juice inside of your penis that people drink like Mountain Dew.

"My Penis has been producing alot of Penis Water lately".

by D'Andre M Bradford December 2, 2022