fiddler's fuck

It is an exclamation of disbelief characterized by the small quantity of a fiddler's fuck.

I would not give a fiddler's fuck if your tongue came notarized.

Or, I don't give a fiddler's fuck how much proof you say you have.

by Flagger McCord February 1, 2005

fuck-chain

noun: A large, flashy peice of neck jewelry (ie: chain, medallion etc)worn by a male-usually a badass-during sexual intercourse, for the sole purpose of watching the "fuck-chain" swing during sex. "fuck-chains" are most often worn during doggy stlye sex so the fuck-chainer can watch it tap against the ass of the fuck-chainee.
Antonym: bitchlace

"that's a nice fuck-chain man, whered u get it?"
-or-
"you ready to get boned? hold on lemme put my fuck-chain on real quick."

by Manny Arocha December 8, 2005

Fuck Jesus

An exclamation indicating displeasure or surprise. See also God Damn it, God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers, Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Fucking A, Holy Jesus on a Stick, etc.

Fuck Jesus, she's got a fat ass!

by Tom December 16, 2004

Fuck liberals

a phrase that most people should be using these days. Viva La Bush!

Fuck liberals! They all suck cum from John Kerry's 1-inch dick.

by The Loyal Bush Legionary November 18, 2004

finger fucking

the act of placing the finger(usually the middle finger)inside a woman's sex cavity

i saw the sally finger fucking while talking on the phone

by misterO July 29, 2003

fucking cunt

Peach in "Mario Power Tennis"

When Peach missed a shot in "Mario Power Tennis", Nick replied with "Fucking Cunt!"

by Skeeball McCracken December 27, 2004

Fuck Bog

When a fat cunt, doesnt shave, she owns a fuck bog. The fuck bog only refers to fat cunts. The reason is because when they dont shave AT ALL their hairs become like a tangled mop which retains tremendous odor and makes one want to vomit all off the fucking floor.

"Hey look William, that Fatty Patty love doll almost has a bigger fuck bog than you."

"Wow, Justin. You sure are right. A couple more feet of pubic hair and this bitch will be already half way to the size of my gigantic fuck bog."

by The bog fucker August 9, 2004