When a man, while sitting on the crapper, attempts to wipe himself after crapping but accidentally swipes his hanging nuts with doo-doo stained toilet paper.
Man, my girlfriend and I were about to do it for the first time last night until she grabbed by balls and suffered the remnants of a cocoa nut wipe.
by King Pip January 21, 2009
Get the Cocoa Nut Wipemug. 
by neuman March 28, 2005
Get the two nuts in a sackmug. by Khyaa April 27, 2021
Get the Nut ass niggamug. For example, a person who is telling a story that does not sound real or is an exaggeration, might be called Tommy Tough Nuts.
by jay August 22, 2004
Get the Tommy Tough Nutsmug. A phrase used generally to replace the name of someone when you have forgotten who you were going to talk about. This is similar to What's his face? or What's her face?, but usually catches the other person off guard.
Guy 1: So what are you doing for Labor Day this year?
Guy 2: Oh you know, I'm going home to play a game of football with what's his nuts, the guy who always ran an extra mile after gym practice.
Guy 2: Oh you know, I'm going home to play a game of football with what's his nuts, the guy who always ran an extra mile after gym practice.
by 403forbidden September 3, 2006
Get the what's his nutsmug. The classification of any male over the age of 40 that maintains accounts on social media such as YouNow and creeps on broadcasts.
Tonya: Wow you have so many followers Kayla. How do you do it?
Kaya: Oh that's easy. do a few twerks in a broadcast and your view count and fans will skyrocket from all the Old Hot Nuts online.
Kaya: Oh that's easy. do a few twerks in a broadcast and your view count and fans will skyrocket from all the Old Hot Nuts online.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
Get the Old Hot Nutsmug.