home brewed water

A term used as a sexual innuendo to mean "sloppy wet sex at home".

Man, I had me some home brewed water last night.

by AzaleasSuck April 11, 2014

Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.

Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."

by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021

Water Balloon

Where a couple of any sexualities' get a piece of gum, and both ejaculate in it to where it forms a pouch of the couples seamen. After this the couple play a game of rock paper scissors and who ever loses in the game has to chew the gum for the rest of the day with no complaints.

Ex: (Jimmy) Man I've been having this salty taste in my mouth after losing to a game of "Water Balloon" with Jessica

by Nutbutter December 31, 2020

jimmys water tower

when you give a girl an ass job while pissing on her

I took this girl home and I showed her jimmys water tower

by sasquach hair September 21, 2016

Dasani Water

Pure shit

Dasani water is shit

by Nut funny man January 31, 2023

Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.

Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration

by MR. Polo1987 September 01, 2015

watering Can

just another word for the toilet

Man i just need to use the watering can

by KLYDEFOAM January 14, 2019