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Dog farts

by Sparklefairy May 24, 2018
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Scarlet Fart

When a girl queefs on her period
I was having sex with my girlfriend when she was on her period, when suddenly she let out a scarlet fart. It was very messy.
by Cptlex January 14, 2018
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Fart-jack

The act of covertly farting right after someone else has farted so the original farter takes all the blame.
I know my fart did not smell like that did, you just FART-JACK me.

Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.
by Brain Giggles April 4, 2017
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pancake fart

When you slap two pancakes together to make a fart noise.
"That pancake fart was so narly!" -Aaron
by WhackyJacky June 2, 2017
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zipper fart

In girls- the kind of fart that travels up the front of your pants (your zipper) instead of just out the back.
Oh girl, that zipper fart just tickled!
by 110girl March 2, 2017
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fart balloons

a balloon you inflated with your ass using flatulence
lets get this party started, just dont pop those balloons
there fart balloons
by piss jerking March 8, 2017
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Blood Fart

The sudden, uncontrolled openening of the sfinchter muscles, letting out an unexpected expulsion of blood from the anus. Like a period, only from another opening.
"I had to crack a rat in the doctors office. It turned out to be a blood fart."
by The Tangible Laugh June 21, 2016
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