cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick
I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies
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When your painting and the texture is so incredibly scrumptious that you get a boner
This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
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Get the 40% Boner mug.Dude i drank that chick fil a lemonade and it gave me a Chikfil boner so i stuck it in the mac n cheese.
by Pooqua January 23, 2023
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usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.
Teacher: Jarrad I called on you, please stand up.
Student: ok fine *stands up*
Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?
Student: cause what?
Teacher: Look at your crotch area
Student: Oh sh-
Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*
Student: Ok thanks!
Student: ok fine *stands up*
Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?
Student: cause what?
Teacher: Look at your crotch area
Student: Oh sh-
Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*
Student: Ok thanks!
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