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Secret Life of the American Teenager

A true and honest look into the everyday-wholesome teens life where the best actor is the one who's mentally retarded. Reveals how slutty ALL American teenagers actually are. Thank God for this show otherwise my mom wouldn't have put me on birth conrtol.
daugher- Hey Mom, put me on some birth control!

Mother- Well after watching Secret Life of the American Teenager, all teens must be whoring around! Sure Hunny!
by Raped Ape Hole June 22, 2011
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thug life chose me

Often used at the end of the world-famous phrase.

"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me."

or

"I didn't choose the thug lyfe, the thug lyfe chose me."

Meaning; when one does something badass as a "joke" or a "serious thing". They were too much of a thug that the "thug life" chose them.
*2cool4skool kid makes fun of the teacher out loud, gets sent out of class*

"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me." , said the school kid.
by Ihavenolifelmfao February 16, 2014
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living my best life

A very idiotic phrase that presumes there’s a best and a worst way to live life (which is totally subjective). And that we all GET to choose our lives, which we do in some ways, but most of us just wind up where we are/who we are due to external events we didn’t have any control over. And most of us are content living our lives without over thinking about our lives/how we can make it better all the time.
Omg look at Jennifer she just posted a pic in GREECE in front of some blue ass water. I wish I was living my best life like she is!
by justagal_ April 2, 2019
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Love of my life

by Geekoply August 4, 2020
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hooch 4 life

i have a gan g named hooch 4 life and we are all homosexuals and have bum sex every night
by carson August 19, 2003
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i love my life

Used as an expression of happiness, accomplishment, laughter, etc. Basically any positive event/emotion.

For the negative effect, see "I hate my life"
Friend: ::tells joke that you find amusing::
you: I LOVE MY LIFE!

You: I totally half-assed that essay and got an A, I love my life!
by Nick H February 3, 2004
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