Faggot Water

Alternet name for La Croix Sparkling Water

"Dont go drink that Faggot Water"
"You mean the La Croix?"

by J0s3ph St4l1n August 15, 2023

Water Weight

That isn't progress (by the way)...

Hym "And your little sycophants have been on your dick for weeks about how much you've bulked up but they're all still just as ignorant as ever. It's not bulk. It's water weight. Get in the sauna fatty."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

dog water

a slang term for a gamrer being "trash" at playing a certain game.

"Bro you are absolute dog water right now."

by Samucob123 August 17, 2023

The Water Bottle Crisis

When a male has 5+ water bottles in their bedroom/game room.

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis in here? You gotta trash all those!

by GaiaW August 18, 2023

The water bottle crisis

When someone has an excessive amount of empty plastic bottles in their room

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis up in here?!

by GaiaW August 18, 2023

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

Spicy Water

When we go to festivals instead of raw dogging MDMA out of the bag we mix it with our water, that means it's fairly distributed between the 3 or 4 of us. You just gotta be careful you don't over-hydrate as fucks up your insides. It's miles better than rubbing it on your gums or putting it in a rizlas and swallowing it.

Yo, whos got the spicy water need to keep the buzz going.

by Opiate Addict September 1, 2023