sock shit

Little bits of sock that end up between your toes, in your bed, on your bedroom carpet and sometimes even extend onto the landing

Fuck sake more sock shit all over my carpet again

by Greekbabe1973 October 29, 2017

Lumberjack Shit

The most unholy of bowel movements.

"Hey I'll be right back, those Nacho's really gave me the lumberjack shits."

by Dassinbogs June 30, 2017

Executive Shit

Secretly taking a shit at your workplace in the private toilet of the MD or CEO. Otherwise known as the E.S.

Did you hear that Neil took an Executive Shit when the MD and his PA were off at lunch?

by Executive Shitter October 16, 2023

Shit On a Dumpster

To smoke marijuana.

Dave: hey bro, wanna go shit on a dumpster?
Francis: nah man I have a lot of homework to do.

by bigboyballer86 September 14, 2017

shit thing

anything, person or object that is just plain shitty. or something that fails to work and pisses you off on a regular basis.

My shit thing broke AGAIN

by ladyMUNK May 8, 2011

shit milker

A television show on FX that repetitively uses the word shit, but never anything stronger. These shows include Rescue Me, Nip/tuck, Damages, and more.

Oh no! Not another shit milker!

by Condom Chewer 6000 November 26, 2007

A Line of Shit

(noun) A vague platitude with no meaning or purpose behind it. An attempt to save face, get last word, or placate. A verbal attempt to avoid confrontation. A cop-out answer.

Person A: I guess I'll just pray for you.

Person B: Don't give me a line of shit.

by rhastings88 November 20, 2019