baby dick

An extremely tiny penis. Any guy with a baby dick belongs in panties, will be a virgin for life and deserves to be made fun of and humiliated forever.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Kevin has a baby dick?
Girl 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Girl 1: He definitely needs to be in panties!
Girl 2: And you know he'll be a virgin for life for sure!!
Both girls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Abby Davis September 15, 2008

horse dick

Big ass penis.
Horse dick can also be used in replacement for the words Fuck, shit, damn it, etc.

Horse dick! I came on myself!

by Hulk McMan November 12, 2007

dick whipped

Woman who goes crazy about her man and would do anything to prove that she loves him.

dick whipped girl:(gives guy a gift for valentines day)
guy:(takes it) o dam i forgot it was valentines day
girl: what?(cry)
guy: hey why r u crying i thought u loved me?
girl: i do
guy: Fucking LIAR prove it
(they fuck and they are both happy again)

by dont_worry August 23, 2007

DICK SAW

Three players are required, two men and one open minded female, the female participant reaches down and grabs her ankles while on of the gentlemen takes position ready to penetrate her vagina, the second male enters her mouth, then both men rock back and forth in a sawing motion

Dan and Larry found some old willing stripper with a midget pimp, then for 50 bucks they ran the old dick saw on her all night!

by Bob model a smith September 2, 2005

dicked out

used to describe a woman engaging in sexual intercourse with a male.

Bitch got dicked out by that huge dude last nite; she aint walkin too good this morning holla

by friarsams April 21, 2005

dick cheddar

A cheesy-like residue found anywhere within a meter of human genitalia. Usually of a sharper taste and smell than regular dick cheese. Leading to the endearment "Old Cheddar Head". Some people contend that dick cheddar is the source of the original cheese ball.

Grandpa's shorts were so impacted with dick cheddar, our dog, Pooner wrestled them from him and buried the nasty garment out back, behind the shed.

by Kobiashi Maru May 22, 2008

Banana dick

A penis that is curved in a similar way to that of the curve of a banana. Usually defined by a good ridge.

Oh man, Rhees pulled down his pants and showed us his banana dick!

by Fukpig April 27, 2011