Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020

issac the mexican

issac the mexican is a one of a kind fella , he has very small pp but his personality makes up for it . he is easy to talk to and wont judge you about anything you do or say but he is very blunt and wont hold back and speak his mine .He will joke about anything and will not feel sorry for it , he has no feelings and no empathy for anyone or anything. hes a great person to have in life because he will always be by your side no matter what you believe in or do . his main goal is to make everyone smile but at the same time make people upset. get you a issac the mexican at ur nearlest slave store today at the low cost of $0 .

girl . issac the mexican is so funny
guy . he also has a bigger pp than me

by Gamergirlbigpp September 19, 2020

National hate mexican day

National hate mexican day!
March 1

Ella ; Hi beaner!

Journey : WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME U FUCKING BITCH

Ella : It's national hate mexican day

Journey : Ohh okay

by jjjuuujjuuuu March 1, 2024

The mexican current

The sexual act of having someone shit on your arm

“Whats that smell”
“My girl gave me the mexican current earlier”

by babycrusher April 13, 2020

mexican whisper

The hot fart that feels like it burnt your butthole that you experience after eating mexican or other spicy foods.

Guy #1: AHHHHHHHH!
Guy #2: hey man are you ok?
Guy #1: GODDAMMIT I knew I shouldn't have eaten that second chipotle burrito, fucking mexican whisper burned my asshole!

by meloDEFINES May 5, 2015

Mexican Food Shit

A big shit

1. After a long while of being a worldwide taste tester and eating Mexican Food, you decide to use the bathroom. You were never seen again.

2. A loaf of shit in a class of its own

"Damn I had to take one big ol Mexican Food shit!"
"God rest your soul."

by hana2H January 26, 2024

mexican cat walk

when you go to taco bell at 3 am and slowly walk in and steal all the tacos and then voilantly shit in there toilet with out flushing and leaving it for the employesin the morning

yeah i gave that taco bell down the street the mexican cat walk

by mr georgy the handgun October 10, 2023