michelin man

Someone wearing at least one tire on their body.

You’re just a michelin man.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Shark man

a big fish with legs, sharp teeth and that has many different salty variations.

Some sharks are known to of grown legs and joined schools under the name of fish parts. for example a most common used shark name is Fin. These shark men are normally very salty and fishy. They also normally have weird last names

That guy looks salty maybe hes a shark man?

by social studies of aquatic myth September 7, 2017

Vss man

Vss man is the sweetest kind of man you could ever find smart kind handsome everything
But yuh see when they name is
Benard
Serryon
Jaycee
Joushua
THEM IS RED FLAG

I love my Vss man 😍😍

by 123its me January 7, 2022

L MANS

An L "Friend" who does too much to impress their friends or the opposite gender.

Scene: The "L MANS", Tre and a group of girl
L Mans: Ayo Tre didn't you ask me for a dollar yesterday because you were a dollar off!
Tre: Bro...you is an L Mans

by HarrietTubman'sduaghta May 17, 2022

man mat

A woman who let's men walk all over her no matter how badly he treats her.

Trixie is such a man mat. Her boyfriend cheats on her and she takes him back every time.

by catlady70 March 27, 2016

man-warmth

The residual thermal glow (usually in a vinyl-covered seat) felt by a man who sits in a seat recently occupied by another man.

I thought it fortunate to land a seat on the Metro train, but because it was crowded, I couldn't allow for a cool-down so I had to endure the man-warmth of the dude who had been sitting there.

by machBailz May 18, 2007

Bungle man

A person that loves Sherlock, books, scouting, outdoors, photography, and has crazy bucket lists. Apparently he hates math and participates in all of no nut November

Peter is such a bungle man

by No nut November society December 16, 2018