by Fuck It Delete Your Phone November 23, 2021

Give me the dictionary *give a book called dictionary* i prefer the real dictionary *pulls out webster's dictionary* No the real dictionary *pulls up urban dictionary* Perfection
I looked up school on urban dictionary it said hell. Then i looked up hell it said school. This is why it is the best dictionary.
by DopesterDude September 27, 2019

by Niggerqueef March 9, 2020

You thought you were so clever typing this up.
Think, shabby old dictionary, with pretty naff, useless definitions written by dodos like me.
Think, shabby old dictionary, with pretty naff, useless definitions written by dodos like me.
"I decided that out of my own precious time, to use the HILARIOUS Urban Dictionary as opposed to a normal one cause I'm a bit dim."
by EarthPerson May 18, 2017

on urban dictionary
perv #1. teen pregnancy— then she gets fucked good by ten guys in the vagina and her pussy pulses and nips start leaking juices and then her stomach bulges!!
perv#2–“Like!”
perverts reading this are getting boners
perv #1. teen pregnancy— then she gets fucked good by ten guys in the vagina and her pussy pulses and nips start leaking juices and then her stomach bulges!!
perv#2–“Like!”
perverts reading this are getting boners
by natchoman February 22, 2024

A website where words average words are given prank-like defintions and/or related to a meme with an example and created by anyone who went to the website and decided to make a definiton.
James: Oh dude I just made my 50th definition on Urban Dictionary!
Joe: What's that City Dictionary?
James: Also, my 50th definition was Urban Dictionary...
Joe: Good for you.
Joe: What's that City Dictionary?
James: Also, my 50th definition was Urban Dictionary...
Joe: Good for you.
by JoeAndJames July 19, 2011

welcome to the urban dictionary. a place where every definition is a joke about dirty minded people :)
by CL-1201 September 23, 2021
