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james

is an autistic fat monkey who cry and tantrum then laugh like a fucking joker wannabe and doesnt have any bitches but flirt with all the girls he think he the main character but he looks like a decapitated egg hes a fucking nigga chingchong
"james is a fugly shit"
by iheartmattgraygrub November 20, 2023
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James

Enjoys chess and drunkenly assaulting speakers, sometimes pleasant and sociable but is most often found napping in the club
James is a pretty cool bloke until he decides it's time do something unanimously nonsensical
by 420snooplionfgtcnt November 23, 2021
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James

The most perfect individual, (though Charlie tops this most definitely) he loves Charlie so much more than Charlie could ever comprehend
Woah James loves Charlie more!
by 019302803920 April 18, 2025
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James Clark

Inspirast to be apart of the navy. Plays golf professionally with old grandpa's
James Clark said "join the navy!"
by IAmMe69420 December 11, 2023
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big daddy james

Me:)
"Hey what's up big daddy James😏"

"Oh hey what ups BBG"
by Ur.mommy December 2, 2021
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James Wilkinson

James is a skinny twig-like figure and his residence in Spain is his only personality trait. He had an interesting run in a relationship with a certain someone that left him determined to improve his figure - we are yet to see improvements. One thing James cannot improve is his micropenis. James spends most of his time posting about the gym on his private story and losing games ( currently among us ) which is a prime source of entertainment for a lot of people. If u are ever to encounter this interesting being it is advised you stay away as the strong stench of paella may be damaging to those around him and if already in contact it is advised you break away immediatly.
You: Oh, who is that skinny lanky Spanish fuck over there ??
Me: Oh no it's James Wilkinson. RUNAWAY!!
by JudeT7 October 21, 2020
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Pulling a James

One who lies about having cancer to their loved ones.
Is she planning to dump you? Pull a James.

Do you trust him? Is he pulling a James?
by Hortonz March 24, 2022
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