Simp

A man who betrays his own friends to get a mediocre puss. He is such in a need for sex that he is willing to sacrifice his own life. Commonly associated with the name Alexandre.

- Damn, did u hear that Alexandre slept with his bestfriend’s ex?

- NO WAY, WHAT A SIMP!

by Jiraya sensei May 21, 2020

arch simp

The highest of all simps. The best of the worst. A way to suggest someone is climbing out of an undesirable position while still being acknowledging they are not quite out of the life.

"I heard they was a simp"
"Yeah well they're more like an arch simp now, at least they're trying"

by 0db April 2, 2021

Richard simps

Richard likes every single girl in class and would do anything do get the sucky sucky 9000 by them. HE also has sucky sucky 9000 with himself everyday.

Richard simps for everyone girl in class.

by fsfhzuifhsfs April 14, 2022

Simp

Not Jason Tyler

He’s a simp.

by Yuhhhhhhy November 8, 2020

Simp

A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal.

Christian Campo is a simp

by Brickhead0011 February 27, 2020

simp

austin smith

wow austin smith is a real simp

by lexi.05 September 20, 2020

Simp

1. When a man will do anything for a girl in exchange for nothing even if he is friendzoned.

2. When a man throws his friends under the bus for a girl.

3. Carson Katz from Corinth Holder High School

Damn bro Carson Katz really being a Simp for louren even though she friendzoned him.

by @big_herm_824 March 5, 2020