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fo' real topaz diamond

What you write down on homework when you have barely eligible handwriting and your teacher doesn't really check.

it does not have to be the exact words, it represents the freedom to write anything as "work" without notice from your teacher.
use fo' real topaz diamond when you need to fill empty space for hopefully 100% credit
by higgens-tatoo- July 25, 2011
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Mastur-reading

Pleasuring one's self to a novel or any form of text that doesn't involve another person. (Not to be confused with sexting)
I spotted an old man mastur-reading in the far corner of the library.
by Creepy Guy in The Library October 15, 2011
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The Real Kaptain Krunk

A faggot that thinks he knows everything.
Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"
by felix844 July 2, 2012
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Virginia reading

The verbiage used when someone from Virginia residues in a different state and a person needs to be told the hard, cold truth due to ugly behavior.
"I'm fixin to cuss you Virginia reading style if you don't get outta my face"
by navyvett October 11, 2013
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the real jb

Me *wearing I heart JB shirt*: Aye

Belieber: OMG YOU LIKE JUSTIN
me: lol no. I like Jack Barakat. The real JB
by bandsyo November 5, 2013
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key readings

Readings that represent the main topics of an idea that allows the reader to understand the material in a better manner.
A key readings for studying the solar system would include books of articles on the different planets.
by Ms. Psych December 1, 2013
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dr.real

A sarcastic insult for someone who is a realist/killjoy.

1. The killjoy at the party/your friend that tells you when that girl you're hitting on is out of your league.
2. Your realist fried that brings you back to earth when your head is stuck in the clouds.
Tim: I really like her, I think I'm gonna go for it!
John: You don't have a job and you're terrible with women. Stop dreaming.
Tim: Well thank you Dr.Real!
by The real slim Spencer June 3, 2015
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